Nobody and his lil bro, nublet.

Nobody cares about fantastic and outlandish things anymore. Everybody wants cold, hard reality, the here and now in thick concrete terms.
Here: A great, big mountain erupted out of the earth! The top is opening like a wastebasket and out pours liquid lava, like wet water or messy monkeys, bro. Does that work? Liquid apes? Stone birds?
What the hell are you even on about? What the hell am I even on about?
FANTASTICAL, FAR BEYOND THE IMAGINATION PLACES, HOMBRES!
Thank you.